Memorable Quotes from MGW

reposted from eupheme-butterfly Here are the memorable quotes, devoid of all context, from my time with the Bakcheion ritual team at Many Gods West a few weeks ago: Alternate meanings for the acronym MGW Messy Guys Wrestling Maenads Gone Wild Mystics Get Wasted More Good Wine! The Quotes The football is a penis. It’s like musical chairs with sacred kingship! Many Fads West Putting the “scene” in “Mycenae” Supersoaker full of khernips Salmoneus’ Hot-Wheels “I think Sannion may channel Keith Richards–” “No, it’s the other way around.” …unless you have a cleverly-hidden camera in your pan-flute. #NotAllRituals If you sweated cheese, you’d have to move out into the woods and become a cheese hermit. But at least you’d have good music. Valley Alkyrie (this was a completely unintentional spoonerism that we didn’t realize had been made until a good few minutes after the fact.) I have a verse for that! “Hello, My Name Is ___________. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.” It’s 4:30 in the morning. I haven’t had coffee, and there are beavers. –From Prosymnos ;) There should be a clothespin around here somewhere, I was just poking something with it. I was pleased with how the penis worked out. It rose so beautifully. If it’s a boy goat, I don’t suggest milking it. Punching all people in the face, all the time. If I’d eat a cat, I’d eat a ten-year-old. If your dead are my dead, and my dead are your dead, / the MORE we get together, the happier we’ll BE!! My fingers don’t quite fit. It’s not a Dionysian event until someone puts their hooves on the bed. I hope you don’t mind that I shoved bread in your mouth. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. We can rebuild him. We have the thaumaturgy....