August 27, 2015

Memorable Quotes from MGW

reposted from eupheme-butterfly

Here are the memorable quotes, devoid of all context, from my time with the Bakcheion ritual team at Many Gods West a few weeks ago:

Alternate meanings for the acronym MGW

  • Messy Guys Wrestling
  • Maenads Gone Wild
  • Mystics Get Wasted
  • More Good Wine!

The Quotes

  • The football is a penis.
  • It’s like musical chairs with sacred kingship!
  • Many Fads West
  • Putting the “scene” in “Mycenae”
  • Supersoaker full of khernips
  • Salmoneus’ Hot-Wheels
  • “I think Sannion may channel Keith Richards–” “No, it’s the other way around.”
  • …unless you have a cleverly-hidden camera in your pan-flute.
  • #NotAllRituals
  • If you sweated cheese, you’d have to move out into the woods and become a cheese hermit. But at least you’d have good music.
  • Valley Alkyrie (this was a completely unintentional spoonerism that we didn’t realize had been made until a good few minutes after the fact.)
  • I have a verse for that!
  • “Hello, My Name Is ___________. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.”
  • It’s 4:30 in the morning. I haven’t had coffee, and there are beavers.
  • –From Prosymnos ;)
  • There should be a clothespin around here somewhere, I was just poking something with it.
  • I was pleased with how the penis worked out. It rose so beautifully.
  • If it’s a boy goat, I don’t suggest milking it.
  • Punching all people in the face, all the time.
  • If I’d eat a cat, I’d eat a ten-year-old.
  • If your dead are my dead, and my dead are your dead, / the MORE we get together, the happier we’ll BE!!
  • My fingers don’t quite fit.
  • It’s not a Dionysian event until someone puts their hooves on the bed.
  • I hope you don’t mind that I shoved bread in your mouth. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
  • We can rebuild him. We have the thaumaturgy.